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The Sweaty Fat Kid Said The Rest of it is Here LP

by Adam S. Messinger

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1.
Idiot 02:05
I play my music on my piano To get away from people who let me down But those people, they never leave me. They're just voices in my brain No one likes to be let down No one wants to hang around I play my music on my bass To get revenge on fishes, the better race But these fishes, they're happy people They can only bring me pain No one likes to be let down No one wants to hang around Something really, really means nothing when you're talking to me And they got something on you and they got something on me
2.
Keep on fishin' I want food And I'm missing You We've been stuck in a forest for three months straight Something went wrong with the fuel in our rocket plane And her butt is looking better than ever Sue's butt is looking better than ever We're a family from 1961 We stole a spaceship and now we're on the run And as smart as I am, I am stuck My big brain isn't a boy scout Alyssa I'm sorry I left Alyssa I'm sorry I left Alyssa I'm sorry I left It's just a miscalculation I had to get off my chest
3.
Pappaw 01:48
I've been sad Been thinking about a dream I had It was about Pappaw That's West Virginia speak for grandpa He passed away again While I wasted time in California But I'm happy here Things are full of cheer But it doesn't feel so long Since my Pappaw's been gone I miss Collis My dad's middle name is Willis That was Pappaw He used to sing me Golden Slippers And one time She slipped and fell right on her tit I vividly remember it I never laughed so hard I never laughed so hard I never cried so hard I never cried so hard I never cried so hard Since you've been gone
4.
Pastor Jim 04:02
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5010 02:35
Eating out of a fetus head Of a baby that's been left for dead I can feel the air burn my skin We all live off of other folks Since we thought the bomb was a hoax My dad says we've solemnly earned this life My mom has dreams of soap I've never tasted toast My uncle tells a joke Before he steps out to roast Grandpa talks about a thing called time And how it helped his piece of mind I hope he feeds us several meals soon Sometimes I wonder if we've all died And this is a twisted afterlife I wonder if my pet cockroach thinks these things too My mom has dreams of soap I've never tasted toast My uncle tells a joke Before he steps out to roast We live in post nuclear hell We've all lost our sense of smell Things will never be well Things will never be well I heard the sun turned yellow today But we'll never see it from where we stay
6.
Zum 01:33
And I liked to eat ham My mom's ex-husband's name is Sam He'd always call you in a jam Zum! As I wash this dish I can see a fish It's ceramic orange Nothing rhymes with that Sometimes cats are white and grey And they really like to lay Can you text me a different way Zum! And a fisherman's teeth Aren't all that sleek With their loads of stains From the yellow rain Sometimes its fun to sing a song And my wife she'll dance a long I'm gonna go hacksaw a log Zum!
7.
Halfmas 03:16
I wrote this song just for you And all the good things that you do I'm just a lot in love with you I wouldn't say it if it weren't true And as the days go by I find that I love you more Than I did the day before Remember when we went to the show Daniel made that shirt you didn't know We made our way to the front row In between acts, I proposed And as the days go by I find that I love you more Than I did the day before My love for you will never go dry I am yours and you are mine I can't wait to turn old and grey Then we'll have nothing more to say We'll use our eyes and talk that way And as the days go by I find that I love you more Than I did the day before
8.
For Max 03:52
I heard your voice, it was like a dream And I see in you the best of things But you refuse to believe That I'm the only one that you need Wake up Get stuffed Please stay Go away If only it were that plain I have some things that I'd like to say But you made it clear paper don't fly that way And sometimes I feel like the last man on Earth Other times i feel just like the first Wake up Get stuffed Please stay Go Away If only it were that plain Have a chat with the rain I need to clean my brain She's probably insane She's probably insane Have a chat with the rain I need to clean my brain She's probably insane She's probably insane And I'm close than I've ever been before To people
9.
It was the dawning of a new age The fall of 2008 I had a crappy job And I was a giant slob Music died when the summer had passed Life turned to deification fast My wife grew really ill Everyone's voice became shrill I miss the days when we jumped over cows Not really caring because we didn't know how And I'm happy and I'm sad you're not lonely in a crowd But I'll always miss the costumes and you playing so loud Now we've hit 2009 And I've got less reason to whine Ramon and I made comic books Signing those was off the hook And my wife is much better now Since pneumonia isn't hanging around Without her I would have lost my head I kind of like those vows we said And I miss the days when we jumped over cows Not really caring because we didn't know how And I'm happy and I'm sad you're not lonely in a crowd But I'll always miss the music and you playing so loud Why won't you, Why won't you take me back (take me back) Why won't you, Why won't you take me back (take me back) Has anyone see the future I bet some wish they hadn't But I don't care what they say I'm gonna live for today
10.
Benjamin Jones where were you that fateful day Out on the playground, where your mom told you to stay Your brothers and sisters and family all went away But all you ever wanted was to be a good kid And only you knew what it was like to be a human You're parents cried out of their arm pits when the mothership left Benjamin Jones could fly at the age of 12 Benjamin Jones only trusted himself As hundreds of years went by he watched too many good friends die But all he ever wanted was to be a good kid And only he knew what it was like to be a human His parents still cry out of their arm pits when they think of what they did Benjamin Jones now rules earth At the age of 352 he started to tell people what to do He told his parents "Go eat dirt!" When they came to explain they left and get their baggage off their chest
11.
Interlude 00:25
12.
It's pretty obvious your head's exploded And in the meanwhile your heart's imploded And in the distance is a lonely man He's kicked over his only can The metal's worn off of my old boots Because I kicked the tree down to its roots And in China they use their hands To kill babies unless it's a man And all the scientists have shut their mouths Because they realized they're all cows In the dawn of a setting sun There's no way we could have won The grim reaper comes 'cuz it's my time He doesn't give me any spiel or rhyme I'm uppercutted to my doom Hello, pit! I'll see you soon I ripped off This part From some friends Who were cars And all the scientists have shut their mouths Because they realized they're all cows In the dawn of a setting sun There's no way we could have won

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Adam would like to thank Alicia Messinger for her endless support and motivation. She made the track listing. Adam also wants to thank Middagh Goodwin, Steve and Nancy Messinger, The Plea for Peace Center Stockton, Daniel Guttierrez, Jon Barba, Daniel Preston, Danny Sperry, iTalk, Ramon Villalobos, and everyone who has come out to one of my shows.

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released November 30, 2012

All songs were written, performed, recorded, and mixed by Adam S. Messinger using iTalk and Audacity.

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